This is my dad, holding my birds.

My father is not only a brilliant scientist, but he is the funniest man alive.  He never fails to make me laugh, so I thought in tribute to his sense of humor I would dedicate a page just to him and his jokes.

For now, this is all that my father will agree to let me post.
 
 
 

i see a respiratory system
with a stomach so pointed it could cut cheese
 
 
 

damn crazy glue. first my hand gets stuck to my forehead, then the window gets attached to my back
 
 
 

if you're going to put your head between your legs and fart and smell it, at least get under a table in case you shake loose ceiling tiles